Here's some phrases that I say a lot, or at leats once, that either make me laugh or Horuni pee herself. And remember, it isn't what one says, it's how they say it!
>>>> Original <<<<
> Come to me my monkeys!
> I'm such an impatient little Whore
> Why are you crushing me?
> It's good to pick your friends -- but not to pieces
> Whole couch NEEDED! *phumf*
> It's like a facial massage with taco meet. What more could you want?
> Wet shirt contest with Ice Tea... and no shirt
>>>> Horuni <<<<
> Your head looks really big
> And if you eat it fast enough you can burp the taste later
> You can stretch almost anything to touch your nose
> I'm a fountain of happy thoughts tonight
> Bats are the only mammals that can fly... oh wait... don't whales fly?
> Crows in the foreground. *caw caw*
> She won't be able to camoflauge herself because of her big melons
> I'm really a C. I just have an enlarged cranium so it makes them look smaller
>>>> Other <<<<
> I don't read Latin! - 13th Ghost
> The male ego is easily bruised, sorta like a banana - Pastor Allan
> "Oxygen in use" - Spiderman
